I'm Emily Altman. I write sketch comedy at the UCB Theater in New York on the team Onassis. I also write and perform with my independent sketch team Gentleman Caller, and with Kathy Salerno as Kathy and Emily.

Email: emilyDOTaltmanATgmailDOTcom

Twitter: @ealtman
Giulietta Masina!

Giulietta Masina!

Dec 19th at 3PM / reblog / 7 notes

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie—Things That “That” is

profoundly terrifying

disfiguring

a mountain of medical bills

a lawsuit

a grueling 8 year court battle (end result CASE DISMISSED)

bankruptcy, humiliation

a tremendous loss of faith in the supposed “rules” that give order to our universe

descent into madness

amore!